Free phrases, opaque idioms, and fossilized words. (this is where I go when I'm at work)
"i seriously feel like you are kind of already out of the bi-wardrobe. (do bi’s have a closet or are they kind of relegated to the boxchest of clothing containers, much like they are wrongfully relegated to the sidelines of human sexuality?)"
my lovely sister, pondering the important questions. Think of the implications here, guys: