The only way for me to consistently get to my 6:30 AM shifts on time is to just not sleep the night before. I look like a zombie all the time but at least the shop is open.
While watching Parks & Rec with my mom I confessed my belief that Leslie is totally gay for Ann and she, like, winced
wow
Internet ship-hate is so much less emotional than when it happens in real-time, from your own MOTHER
All the apologies for falling of the face of the tumblrverse this past week
I stopped bringing my phone to work because of reasons related to productivity but I shall make it up to you all by becoming the most annoying over-poster you’ve ever seen
Eventually
Like later tonight
Work today so not NOW
- Geeze
If my counselor continues to personify my eating disorder, I’m just gonna say fuck this shit, name it Eduardo, and pretend it talks like a Sassy Gay Friend, dramatic scarf-flinging antics included.
