The only way for me to consistently get to my 6:30 AM shifts on time is to just not sleep the night before. I look like a zombie all the time but at least the shop is open.
While watching Parks & Rec with my mom I confessed my belief that Leslie is totally gay for Ann and she, like, winced
Internet ship-hate is so much less emotional than when it happens in real-time, from your own MOTHER
All the apologies for falling of the face of the tumblrverse this past week
I stopped bringing my phone to work because of reasons related to productivity but I shall make it up to you all by becoming the most annoying over-poster you’ve ever seen
Like later tonight
Work today so not NOW
If my counselor continues to personify my eating disorder, I’m just gonna say fuck this shit, name it Eduardo, and pretend it talks like a Sassy Gay Friend, dramatic scarf-flinging antics included.
Slept in until 3pm my head hurts and I feel disgusting and I hate the world