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Free phrases, opaque idioms, and fossilized words. (this is where I go when I'm at work)

"I feel nauseated"

Reality: this person feels sick to their stomach

Television: sweeps week has impregnated the entire female cast!

"I have a headache" 

Reality: this person has a headache.

Television: this person is about to be diagnosed with brain cancer, or maybe a blood clot. They will probably die soon.

"We should hang out later"

Reality: we should go on a confusing maybe-a-date-maybe-not-a-date at an ambiguous future time.

Television: by the end of this season, we should get married and make sweeps-week babies. 

— 2 years ago with 1 note
#I don't even know  #I watch too much TV you gys  #fandoms  #humor  #real life  #reality  #television  #davra  #how to tag this post is beyond me  #short read 
"i seriously feel like you are kind of already out of the bi-wardrobe. (do bi’s have a closet or are they kind of relegated to the boxchest of clothing containers, much like they are wrongfully relegated to the sidelines of human sexuality?)"

my lovely sister, pondering the important questions. Think of the implications here, guys:

-WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR NARNIA??  

-AND MORE IMPORTANTLY:

— 2 years ago with 2 notes
#LGBQ  #LGBT  #LGBTQ  #bisexual  #bisexual community  #gif  #humor  #lol  #narnia  #pansexual  #queer  #the lion the witch and the wardrobe  #dr who  #david tennant  #tennant  #tardis  #awesome  #davra