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Free phrases, opaque idioms, and fossilized words. (this is where I go when I'm at work)

Tell my boss that an hour is 30 minutes more than any reasonable human needs to open up this coffee shop?
— orrr just take selfies and read

Tell my boss that an hour is 30 minutes more than any reasonable human needs to open up this coffee shop?
— orrr just take selfies and read

— 8 months ago with 6 notes
#selfie  #gpom  #gpoy  #new house selfie  #barista 
Not the best pic of me but I’m trying to rebuild my short-sleeve confidence now that it is summer

Not the best pic of me but I’m trying to rebuild my short-sleeve confidence now that it is summer

— 1 year ago with 5 notes
#gpom  #gpoy  #tw: self harm  #tw: scars  #lgbtq  #bisexual  #trans  #know your spock!  #ftm 

Every day I wake up thinking “today is the day I will be fashionable” and every day I end up in baggy jeans and a graphic T with your choice of muddy Toms or falling-apart-chucks for footwear

— 1 year ago
#gpom  #gpoy  #fashion  #I am the least fashionable guy around 
Had to do a collage self-portrait for art class and I’ve never done a collage?? 

Least favorite medium alert! This was the worst!

*that being said I am OK with the results

One self portrait down, three to go!

Had to do a collage self-portrait for art class and I’ve never done a collage??

Least favorite medium alert! This was the worst!

*that being said I am OK with the results

One self portrait down, three to go!

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#my stuff  #art  #collage  #gpom  #gpoy  #self portrait  #worst ever  #final project 
forlackofabettercomic:

There’s probably a good reason why “anger” is the typical Hulk-out emotion.
Special thanks to my girlfriend for playing the role of drowsy Hulk in this comic!

forlackofabettercomic:

There’s probably a good reason why “anger” is the typical Hulk-out emotion.

Special thanks to my girlfriend for playing the role of drowsy Hulk in this comic!

— 1 year ago with 1623 notes
#gpom  #gpoy 

I thought my neighbor was coming over so I slid off the couch crawled to the kitchen and hid from the front window behind the refrigerator

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#i'm still sitting on my kitchen floor  #just in case  #introvert  #gpom  #gpoy  #social anxiety  #true story