I thought they were related tho

minionier:

sexually charged hatred in TV is the best because A. HA as if that happens IRL and B. BUT IMAGINE IF IT DID
IMAGINE IF YOU COULD HATE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT SUDDENLY YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH THEM
I MEAN WHATTHE-

If you are davra-y and you aren’t in the LGBTQ+ (and also allies) group, you are missing out.

sometimes I forget that the LGBTQ+ group isn’t the main group

Meanwhile, in Nerdfighteria …

My cousin let me pick a prize at Dave&Busters
Naturally, this happened
No regrets

“I feel nauseated”

Reality: this person feels sick to their stomach

Television: sweeps week has impregnated the entire female cast!

“I have a headache” 

Reality: this person has a headache.

Television: this person is about to be diagnosed with brain cancer, or maybe a blood clot. They will probably die soon.

“We should hang out later”

Reality: we should go on a confusing maybe-a-date-maybe-not-a-date at an ambiguous future time.

Television: by the end of this season, we should get married and make sweeps-week babies. 

ME: See? (hands over phone.) THAT’s a GIF. People mostly use them to react to things. Like, if something gave you feels - er - if something made you sad, you might post a gif of James Van Der Beek sobbing. 

ABBIE: … Why don’t you just write out how you’re feeling?

ME: …

because I want to be in a relationship but I’m too lazy to initiate a relationship

that sounds hard

that sounds like work

(a poem by mary)

Sunday morning

Coffee’s brewing

Scones are baking

Porch-light’s on

Quiet as the

Cat that’s living

In the crawl-space

Comes the dawn

With it you will

Walk in, weary

Take your coffee

Take your scone

Same as Monday

Tuesday, Wednesday

But not Thursday

When I’m home

When I sleep in

And I wonder

If they’ve got your

Order wrong

If you notice

That I know you

If you miss me

When I’m gone

aslightexaggeration:

- The Fault In Our Stars

Gah! This book is both.

I need this in poster format

(Source: wennecks, via thesingingone)