Robert Madge as Gavroche appreciation post

I was so sure this was a tiny lesbian

(via summakumbaya)

only except of “I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it”, it would say something like:

“I hope my monosexist historians don’t mind it”

wherein I decide, last minute, to change my outfit before going to work … and then when I get there my co-worker Joe is wearing THE EXACT OUTFIT I CHANGED OUT OF

NO LIE

This Joe kid, you guys

He needs to quit ripping my style

My sister’s dress is off her shoulders,
I’m topless,
My cousin isn’t wearing any pants,

If this were a porno, we’d be having a taboo lesbian orgy right now.

But it isn’t, so instead we’re lying around feeling grody in a house that smells vaguely of rotting food.

CAN WE JUST BECAUSE I CAN’T
*FLAINTING*

(Source: its-blee, via mydearestbillie-deactivated2012)

True Love on set:

Holly (Billie Piper) is a young unfulfilled teacher who is in an unsatisfactory relationship with a married man. She suddenly finds herself drawn to one of her female pupils, who appears to feel the same way. (x)

OMG OMG OMFG

(via mydearestbillie-deactivated2012)

WATCHING THE ITALIAN JOB WITH MY FRIEND HEATHER. CHARLIZE THERON TAKES HER SHIRT OFF. 

ME: Doncha just wanna KISS HER

HEATHER: …

ME: …

HEATHER … no. 

nervous laughter

ME: …

HEATHER: …

ME: seriously though HER SKIN I JUST WANT TO TOUCH HER FACE

(Source: closetproblems, via judgemenotyesaints)

I don’t want to wear the dresses
I want someone else to wear them
And then I want to have sex with that person

Part of my brain that is normal: “What would you like to order?”

Part of my brain that has mental problems: “Omigosh you’re so adorable”

Words that actually left my mouth: “hhhhcjn”