can we all just talk about how people class potato as a carb and not a vegetable wtf is up with that
Doing my part to keep the focus on life’s important questions
- My Sister: I want to punch Stefan in the vagina
- Me: thank Jesus - I almost thought we'd lost you with your "what is Delena" nonsense
- My Sister: Mary I just watched the first episode of The Vampire Diaries and I kind of like Stelena
- Me: ...
- My Sister: ...
- Me: that wasn't part of the deal
- My Sister: ... what?
- Me: I said you could watch it if you shipped Delena
- My Sister: ... what is Delena again?
- Me: Just because you're my sister doesn't mean I have to love you
Bamon shippers are scary
I hope I don’t get murdered in my sleep
GUYS CHILL OUT
I DIDN’T MEAN IT OK
DAMON CAN RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET OF YOUR MINDS WITH BONNIE BESIDE HIM
glory be to heaven hallelujah
Wow it is hot with no A/C
Anyway vamp diaries is a GO
- My Dad: how are u? did u get the generator working for the fridge?
- Me: no what about the internet
- My Dad: what?
- Me: can we use it for the internet and my computer instead of the fridge like do we have extension chords long enough for that
- My Dad: ...
The power is out and I feel the thunder in the floor and this lightning is bananas and there are sirens going off in the distance and
What happens to Damon in the season 2 finale of The Vampire Diaries
- Elena: what's the best part of being a vamp?
- Stefan: everything's awesome
- Elena: and the worst?
- Stefan: except for when everything sucks
- Elena: ...
- Stefan: which is always
It’s adorable and I love him
Repeat for every new out-of-the-loop character
You know who you are
before you go to sleep tonight, ponder this
when one OT3s Stefan and Delena, what are they really shipping?
JUST THINK ABOUT IT
Alaric was suddenly an interesting character (or at least his body was) and then stuff happened that I didn’t REALLY pay attention to because tumblr and my ADD meds wore off so I was a little bit confused but then DANCING
THIS IS THE MOST WELL-FUNDED RURAL PUBLIC SCHOOL IN VIRGINIA
- but I digress:
ANYWAYYY then Matt wasn’t compelled which I missed last episode because re: ADD meds are not a forever deal
Matt is boring, boo Matt, Caroline deserves someone a bit less wonderbread than lame-o MATT
But oo yay sixties clothes
Bonnie is gonna kill herself for Elena - important plot-point
Jeremy is going to mope around like a mopey mopes-a-lot, not much new there
AND THEN ELENA WAS WEARING COOL CLOTHES AND THEN SHE WAS DANCING WITH DAMON AND SHE WAS GIGGLY AND HE WAS HANDSOME AND ALSO FUNNY AND OMG OMG OMG OMG
AND THEN SHit happened and Stefan was lame as per usual and Bonnie was dead but then she wasn’t dead and oh hey a commercial for at&t mifi
BUT DAMON TOLD ELENA IT WOULD ALWAYS BE HER
Ugh my feelz
Jenny from L word
omg worst ever
sorry but I’m not sorry