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fat women:*gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women:*praised by literally everyone*
skinny women:*doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki:fuck skinny bitches
skinny women:what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
— 17 hours ago with 23948 notes
White people don’t want to talk about Ferguson. Which is why we need to. →

The Pew Research Center also asked about the police response to the protests. Only a third of whites think the police went too far in the aftermath of the Michael Brown shooting.

Only a third think armored vehicles rolling down the streets of Ferguson is going too far.

Only a third think police dressed in camouflage (for some inexplicable reason) waving military-grade assault weapons at unarmed civilians is going too far.

Only a third think lobbing tear gas and stun grenades at civilians—the very citizens they’re supposed to protect—is going too far.

Only a third think threatening reporters and calling protestors “f*****g animals” is going too far.

Only a third think treating black civilians like enemy combatants is going too far.

We have a problem. And the problem is that we won’t even accept that there’s a problem.

(Source: azspot, via avengedpenguin)

— 1 day ago with 1767 notes

fer1972:

Illustrations by Ethem Onur Bilgiç

Choking it’s so great

(via blacksheepboy-)

— 1 day ago with 802 notes

al-the-stuff-i-like:

farfaduvet:

ollivander:

ollivander:

Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED

image I’m in college

image

it’s so true it hurts

(via avianawareness)

— 1 day ago with 202983 notes
leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh


Nah see to really understand the US system you have to understand that we fund schools thru property tax, so while some schools in less wealthy areas deal with shit like the above my high school in Loudoun County VA had like ten always full soap dispensers to a bathroom with the Loudoun County seal printed all fancy on the front The discrepancy between the schools with two computers for the entire student body and the high school I attended (my algebra class was in a computer lab with around 30 computers in it because we had more computer labs than we needed at any given time)  - THAT is the American education system

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

Nah see to really understand the US system you have to understand that we fund schools thru property tax, so while some schools in less wealthy areas deal with shit like the above my high school in Loudoun County VA had like ten always full soap dispensers to a bathroom with the Loudoun County seal printed all fancy on the front

The discrepancy between the schools with two computers for the entire student body and the high school I attended (my algebra class was in a computer lab with around 30 computers in it because we had more computer labs than we needed at any given time) - THAT is the American education system

(via birdcrap)

— 1 day ago with 104855 notes
#education 

halaalpussy:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

I decided to make a comic just like all those ultra cool ones i see on tumblr nowadays!!

TOO LATE! IM MADE OF STRAW, FUCK BOY

(via lesbianed)

— 1 day ago with 7172 notes

alec-bings:

I was like “how do girls do high heels and skirts they’re so UNCOMFORTABLE like is being taller really worth it” and then I realized that I wear an extremely uncomfortable and kind of physically dangerous chest binder on a near daily basis for the sole purpose of squashing my boobs flat & achieving the *perfect* silhouette in my button downs and like maybe I shouldn’t judge

Considering

I said how to girls wear high heels but this also applies to people who are not girls who wear high heels

— 1 day ago with 2 notes

I was like “how do girls do high heels and skirts they’re so UNCOMFORTABLE like is being taller really worth it” and then I realized that I wear an extremely uncomfortable and kind of physically dangerous chest binder on a near daily basis for the sole purpose of squashing my boobs flat & achieving the *perfect* silhouette in my button downs and like maybe I shouldn’t judge

Considering

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
xicanapreciosa:

i was feeling rlly good in this cutoff y binder today like rlly fuckin queer

xicanapreciosa:

i was feeling rlly good in this cutoff y binder today like rlly fuckin queer

(Source: quetevayabienamor, via un-gendered)

— 1 day ago with 149 notes

ikilledcaptainclown:

treebrains:

Almost forgot to show you guys my sicknasty haircut. Got it touched up yesterday. My mom is having a meltdown about it, but I think it looks pretty great. (Pardon my hella gross mirror.)

it is indeed a rad haircut

Jelly

— 1 day ago with 30 notes