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annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose, via pom-seedss)

— 11 hours ago with 374618 notes
naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via ikilledcaptainclown)

— 11 hours ago with 68614 notes
officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

officialbrony:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google

don’t worry though, there’s light traffic

(via queeringfeminist)

— 1 day ago with 159292 notes

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via adrianofjustice)

— 1 day ago with 378735 notes

spacetwinks:

burglar breaks into my house, points gun at me, demands all my valuables. sees that i am playing mario party 3 at 2 in the morning completely by myself. feels bad for me, sits down, plugs in second controller. a week later, we are dating. 3 months later, we break up, but it is amicable.

(via lesbianed)

— 1 day ago with 1404 notes